Allen D. Swell

my-lucky-day:

rainsweet:

will always reblog this story

always

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waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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hudlion:

I had this dream that I was going to rich kid clubs and selling them acid for like 10 dollars a hit. and weeks go by and I am making thousands of dollars and the cops show up at my house and start questioning me, and finally one asks if I know about a guy who has been selling acid. 

So I tell them. I have been selling the rich kids tabs of lemon and sugar water. It is citric acid, but I rely on the drunkenness of my clientele and the placebo effect. And the cops and I all start laughing.

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fuckyeahassortedstuff:

For everyone who doesn’t think kirby is hardcore, have a gif of him lighting himself on fire to kill innocent bystanders

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

For everyone who doesn’t think kirby is hardcore, have a gif of him lighting himself on fire to kill innocent bystanders

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wowsla:

Skrill prepping for Ultra

wowsla:

Skrill prepping for Ultra

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menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

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