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captainzappy:

I know exactly when to quote my father

captainzappy:

I know exactly when to quote my father

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noobtheloser:

"Just keep walking. If I really commit, he’ll just assume I meant to do this."

I honestly just did this so I could draw the bird looking back like that in the last panel. Hahaha look at him.

I do a lot of these.

So do other people.

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

worth it

spicy-vagina-tacos:

worth it

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likeafieldmouse:

James L. - Lenticular Clouds Over Mt. Rainier (2004)

likeafieldmouse:

James L. - Lenticular Clouds Over Mt. Rainier (2004)

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sorelatable:

Orange is the New Black doesn’t have the “previously on…” because they know you watched the whole season in one day

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calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

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princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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