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Jessy, Scorpio, 22, California
I had this dream that I was going to rich kid clubs and selling them acid for like 10 dollars a hit. and weeks go by and I am making thousands of dollars and the cops show up at my house and start questioning me, and finally one asks if I know about a guy who has been selling acid.
So I tell them. I have been selling the rich kids tabs of lemon and sugar water. It is citric acid, but I rely on the drunkenness of my clientele and the placebo effect. And the cops and I all start laughing.